Oh, Holy Night!

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It's the entire Christmas story artfully depicted on a "scalloped lace tablecloth"!

I don't know about you, but I would feel just a teeny bit uncomfortable plonking down the platter of Christmas ham right smack on top of Baby Jesus' head.

Besides, whose holiday table is this devoid of stuff??? Do the people in this family only eat on one side of the table so they can gaze lovingly at their new tablecloth???

I think it's pretty funny that there's a note on the package stating that the accessories in the photo are not included. Although, I'm sure there's someone out there that would want their $5 back because the dishes and flatware weren't in there. There's always one!

This is Just Sad

This is supposed to be a door decoration. Is it just me, or does it look like a cheap toilet bowl cover? It's so cheap, the snowman can't afford a mouth!

As an added bonus, after Christmas is over, it can be used as a Frisbee.

I wonder if this is one of the projects featured on the "Wreaths" Christmas Crafts DVD?

Some Poor Soul's Going to Get Stuck...

Some poor soul's going to get stuck with the fruits of these. They're dollar store Christmas Crafts instructional DVDs. Now isn't that a scary thought???

Click on the image above to see just how scary this could get. Pay special attention to the Stockings DVD. You know you want one!!!

Beware!

Beware the two-headed black cat wearing top hats!

One of the many wonderful home decor horrors found in Home Goods, the store for people who don't quite "get" Halloween.

Only 60 More Days to Halloween

Now that all of the "Back-to-School" displays are old news, it's time for Halloween!

This particular Halloween Horror is courtesy of Home Goods, where they take scary home decor to a whole new level.

Because Nativity Sets Weren't Enough...

Resurrection Figurine Set

Also known as "Jesus Christ Superstar Meets Thomas Kinkade".

Pay tribute to the importance of the season. This beautifully detailed figurine set depicts Christ gloriously rising from the grave on Easter morning. A striking LED light pours from the empty tomb signifying his resurrection. The awed onlookers include Mary Magdalen, an angel, 2 faithful disciples, a village woman, and a lamb. Requires 2 'AA' batteries. Each approx. 5'H.

Are the onlookers awed by "Christ gloriously rising from the grave", or by the "striking LED light" pouring from the empty tomb? My money would be on the LED light, since electricity hadn't even been discovered yet. What's next? The Veggie Tales version???