Sunday, December 06, 2009

Island of Misfit Decor

TJ Maxx style
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Carol Martzinek
Craw, Carol, CRAWL!!!
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Chanukah Treats

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Carol Martzinek
Craw, Carol, CRAWL!!!
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Monday, November 23, 2009

Blow Mold Convention 2009

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Carol Martzinek
Craw, Carol, CRAWL!!!
Me??? A Marathon Woman???
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Saturday, November 07, 2009

Stay Tuned...

The winter holiday season will soon be upon us.

I slacked off after Easter, but if all goes well and according to plan, there should be plenty of Holiday Horrors for your viewing pleasure.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Jesus Loves Me, This I Know


for my bunny tells me so!

Am I the only one who finds this to be a bit "wrong"? Aside from the obvious commercialism of the religious holiday, "Jesus Loves Me" on an Easter Bunny just seems a bit weird, no?

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Tuesday, March 03, 2009

And What Holiday Would be Complete Without...


a larger-than-life-sized inflatable for your front yard??? This one even lights up and self-inflates in seconds!

What they don't show you is how they all eventually deflate, and leave your lawn looking like some sort of post-holiday CSI episode. (The episode with the plushies and furries comes to mind.)

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Monday, March 02, 2009

First it Was Ducks...


and now it's clucks!

It's the "Fancy Henny" gumball dispenser!

No offense, but I don't think I'd want to be chewing on anything that came out of a chicken's rear.

Love the cute little red kerchiefs!

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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Have a Musical Easter


It's "Singing Animals in Egg"! (Not to be confused with "Singing Animals in Eggs".)

Be sure to press the button "to hear me sing and see dance". Then shouldn't it be "Singing and Dancing Animals in Egg"??? What's a sheep doing in an egg, anyway? Last time I checked, sheep don't lay eggs. Then again, who's to say this is actually a sheep? After all, it doesn't say "Singing Sheep in Egg", does it?

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Just Ducky!


It's QUAX, the "Yummy Ducky"!

What does "hollow milk flavored" candy taste like, I wonder??? I've never had any hollow milk, so I don't know.


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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Friday, February 13, 2009

It's Not a Horror. It's Free Marvin Gaye!

Today and tomorrow only (February 13th and 14th), Amazon MP3 is offering a free download of the quintessential Valentine's Day hit, "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye.



Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Whatever You Do...


Buy her the "good" chocolate, not this stuff. Nothing says "I can't be bothered" like a box of dollar store chocolates with fake roses on it.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Because Nothing Says "I Love You" Like...


A singing bulldog???

Not sure how many Walgreens customers are into S&M, but if you're into spiked collars and such, head on down to your local discount pharmacy now!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

And for Your Valentine's Listening Pleasure


It's the animated singing, guitar-playing and "I Love You" Stuffed Animal Band!

Obviously, judging from his asking price, the Singing Monkey thinks he's the reason behind the band's success, followed by teeny-bopper idol, I Love You Puppy. The Guitar Player's too stoned to care.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Talk About a Mood Killer...


I'm sorry, but if my Valentine ever stripped down to something like this, it would be the end of any romantic notions or plans whatsoever. Real men should not wear boxers with huge candy hearts and expect to get any. We'll be too busy laughing... at you!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

For the Lovebirds Out There...

Wonder how long the feathers stay on the pen, as opposed to on the carpet, in the keyboard, in the cat's mouth...

Tigger would love one of these for Valentine's Day!

Monday, January 19, 2009

It Just Wouldn't Be Valentine's Day Without


A "Precious Moments" figurine.

I'm not touching the name "Valentine Waterballs". Sounds like some form of post-holiday STD, or a new type of sex toy.