Jesus Loves Me, This I Know

for my bunny tells me so!

Am I the only one who finds this to be a bit "wrong"? Aside from the obvious commercialism of the religious holiday, "Jesus Loves Me" on an Easter Bunny just seems a bit weird, no?

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First it Was Ducks...

and now it's clucks!

It's the "Fancy Henny" gumball dispenser!

No offense, but I don't think I'd want to be chewing on anything that came out of a chicken's rear.

Love the cute little red kerchiefs!

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Sometimes...

there are just no words...


and their counterpart:



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Have a Musical Easter

It's "Singing Animals in Egg"! (Not to be confused with "Singing Animals in Eggs".)

Be sure to press the button "to hear me sing and see dance". Then shouldn't it be "Singing and Dancing Animals in Egg"??? What's a sheep doing in an egg, anyway? Last time I checked, sheep don't lay eggs. Then again, who's to say this is actually a sheep? After all, it doesn't say "Singing Sheep in Egg", does it?

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Just Ducky!

It's QUAX, the "Yummy Ducky"!

What does "hollow milk flavored" candy taste like, I wonder??? I've never had any hollow milk, so I don't know.

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No Child Left

Without a stocking.

Looks like they made a few too many. You could outfit a small village with these!

Because Nothing Says "I Love You" Like...

A singing bulldog???

Not sure how many Walgreens customers are into S&M, but if you're into spiked collars and such, head on down to your local discount pharmacy now!

And for Your Valentine's Listening Pleasure

It's the animated singing, guitar-playing and "I Love You" Stuffed Animal Band!

Obviously, judging from his asking price, the Singing Monkey thinks he's the reason behind the band's success, followed by teeny-bopper idol, I Love You Puppy. The Guitar Player's too stoned to care.

Talk About a Mood Killer...

I'm sorry, but if my Valentine ever stripped down to something like this, it would be the end of any romantic notions or plans whatsoever. Real men should not wear boxers with huge candy hearts and expect to get any. We'll be too busy laughing... at you!

For the Lovebirds Out There...

Wonder how long the feathers stay on the pen, as opposed to on the carpet, in the keyboard, in the cat's mouth...

Tigger would love one of these for Valentine's Day!

It Just Wouldn't Be Valentine's Day Without

A "Precious Moments" figurine.

I'm not touching the name "Valentine Waterballs". Sounds like some form of post-holiday STD, or a new type of sex toy.

Need a Way to Hide Your Cheap Booze?

Buy a set of holiday-themed "Novelty Bottle Labels"!

With names like "Reindeer Fuel", "mistle-tonic" and "Elf Nog", your friends will never know it's not the good stuff!

For the Fishermen Among Us...

It's "Santa's Gone Fishin'" with "Reel 'em in action"!

Apparently, there are some toy fish inside, in addition to the choking hazard-sized candies. Great for a holiday trip to the E.R.!

Geographically Incorrect

It's the John Deere holiday gift set! For the low Big Lots price of $6.00, you get a John Deere mug, some Nestle hot chocolate and a John Deere 2009 Desk Calendar! WOW!!!

Now, I could understand seeing this in a Big Lots someplace a bit more "agricultural", but in New York??? I doubt half the people who shop in this particular Big Lots even know who/what John Deere is! They probably think he's the "Bob the Builder" of the older kid set.