Bunnylicious

aka "The Chocolate Bunnies That Ate Target".

Now invading Target stores nationwide.

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Fun With Bunny

I don't know about anyone else, but this bunny would give me nightmares!

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Because nothing says "Easter"...

like feminine hygiene supplies! Must be that "Springtime Fresh" feeling or something.

I don't think I want to know why the one on the bottom keeled over. Probably fell over laughing so hard at this display that she can't get up. That's what I'd be doing! Either that, or she died of embarrassment. She definitely doesn't look like she's "having a happy period", that's for sure!

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Charlie Brown's Easter Tree

Courtesy of Dollar Tree

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A Sign That Spring is Almost Here

The scary Easter stuff is now on store shelves.

Grow an Easter bunny.

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Make Your Easter Egg Hunt a REAL Challenge!

Using our new Camouflage series! Available in lavender, sky blue and military green.

Easter Eggs?

This is an accident just waiting to happen. I guarantee you that some kid is going to get a mouthful of one of these and not be very happy!

Basket Stuffers!

Because nothing says "Easter" like a bag of rubber alligators!

Jesus Loves Me, This I Know

for my bunny tells me so!

Am I the only one who finds this to be a bit "wrong"? Aside from the obvious commercialism of the religious holiday, "Jesus Loves Me" on an Easter Bunny just seems a bit weird, no?

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And What Holiday Would be Complete Without...

a larger-than-life-sized inflatable for your front yard??? This one even lights up and self-inflates in seconds!

What they don't show you is how they all eventually deflate, and leave your lawn looking like some sort of post-holiday CSI episode. (The episode with the plushies and furries comes to mind.)

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First it Was Ducks...

and now it's clucks!

It's the "Fancy Henny" gumball dispenser!

No offense, but I don't think I'd want to be chewing on anything that came out of a chicken's rear.

Love the cute little red kerchiefs!

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Sometimes...

there are just no words...


and their counterpart:



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Have a Musical Easter

It's "Singing Animals in Egg"! (Not to be confused with "Singing Animals in Eggs".)

Be sure to press the button "to hear me sing and see dance". Then shouldn't it be "Singing and Dancing Animals in Egg"??? What's a sheep doing in an egg, anyway? Last time I checked, sheep don't lay eggs. Then again, who's to say this is actually a sheep? After all, it doesn't say "Singing Sheep in Egg", does it?

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Just Ducky!

It's QUAX, the "Yummy Ducky"!

What does "hollow milk flavored" candy taste like, I wonder??? I've never had any hollow milk, so I don't know.

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It's the Attack of...

Robo-peeps!

Brought to you courtesy of the Pottery Barn Outlet at the Tanger Mall.

Because Nativity Sets Weren't Enough...

Resurrection Figurine Set

Also known as "Jesus Christ Superstar Meets Thomas Kinkade".

Pay tribute to the importance of the season. This beautifully detailed figurine set depicts Christ gloriously rising from the grave on Easter morning. A striking LED light pours from the empty tomb signifying his resurrection. The awed onlookers include Mary Magdalen, an angel, 2 faithful disciples, a village woman, and a lamb. Requires 2 'AA' batteries. Each approx. 5'H.

Are the onlookers awed by "Christ gloriously rising from the grave", or by the "striking LED light" pouring from the empty tomb? My money would be on the LED light, since electricity hadn't even been discovered yet. What's next? The Veggie Tales version???

Now I Really HAVE Seen Everything!

Answer Me Jesus - For those times when a plain, old Magic 8-Ball just won't cut it.

Personally, I'd love to hear what Jesus has to say about the person who decided he'd look great in hot pink.

Holy Praying Bunnies, Batman!

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It's Prayer Rabbit, safe from the dangers of the Briar Patch!!!

A lingerie-wearing Easter bunny, with an added bonus - she PRAYS!!!

Of course, I couldn't resist the summons to "Try Me!", which was boldly emblazoned in red on her left hand, like some kind of backwards stigmata. I wasn't quite prepared for what happened next. Oh, I expected her to pray, like it said on the box. But, what I wasn't expecting was for her cheeks to light up with two bright red lights, like some bizarre Easter version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. "Rosie the Red-Cheeked Rabbit", maybe?

As for praying, no, she doesn't say anything like "Please God, get me out of this stupid outfit before I barf", which is what I would be saying if I were in her shoes. Oh wait, she's not wearing any. No, instead she launches into a long version of "Now I lay me down to sleep..."

No offense to the makers of this little gem, but wouldn't it make a bit more sense to dress her up in something a bit more, ummm... modest? Something which doesn't leave her entire nether regions exposed for all to see, like a born-again Victoria's Secret model?

It's the Easter Bunny, Charlie Brown!

Cross-dressing, inter-species style.

Barbie and the Easter Bunny play dress-up in each other's clothes.