Easter Candy Horror

This is just wrong.

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Jesus Loves Me, This I Know

for my bunny tells me so!

Am I the only one who finds this to be a bit "wrong"? Aside from the obvious commercialism of the religious holiday, "Jesus Loves Me" on an Easter Bunny just seems a bit weird, no?

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And What Holiday Would be Complete Without...

a larger-than-life-sized inflatable for your front yard??? This one even lights up and self-inflates in seconds!

What they don't show you is how they all eventually deflate, and leave your lawn looking like some sort of post-holiday CSI episode. (The episode with the plushies and furries comes to mind.)

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First it Was Ducks...

and now it's clucks!

It's the "Fancy Henny" gumball dispenser!

No offense, but I don't think I'd want to be chewing on anything that came out of a chicken's rear.

Love the cute little red kerchiefs!

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Sometimes...

there are just no words...


and their counterpart:



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