A Lightbulb Moment

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Okay, I think these are supposed to look like fake light bulbs. But, it looks like there was a problem with the mold they used. Either that, or they use some really weird looking light bulbs wherever these were made.

I don't know that I'd ever put these on my tree, but they'd make some pretty cool earrings...

How to "Holiday-ize" Anything

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You, too, can make any ordinary household item festive.

Just take a sprig of fake pine from an old artificial Christmas tree, glue or twist it around the item, and VOILA! You now have an elegant piece of holiday decor!

You'll be the envy of all your friends and neighbors!

It Came from the Pottery Barn Outlet

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I'm not sure what this is made of, or why someone would go through the trouble of making it in the first place.

No wonder it's on sale in an outlet mall, and probably will be for eternity.

Oh, Holy Night!

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It's the entire Christmas story artfully depicted on a "scalloped lace tablecloth"!

I don't know about you, but I would feel just a teeny bit uncomfortable plonking down the platter of Christmas ham right smack on top of Baby Jesus' head.

Besides, whose holiday table is this devoid of stuff??? Do the people in this family only eat on one side of the table so they can gaze lovingly at their new tablecloth???

I think it's pretty funny that there's a note on the package stating that the accessories in the photo are not included. Although, I'm sure there's someone out there that would want their $5 back because the dishes and flatware weren't in there. There's always one!

This is Just Sad

This is supposed to be a door decoration. Is it just me, or does it look like a cheap toilet bowl cover? It's so cheap, the snowman can't afford a mouth!

As an added bonus, after Christmas is over, it can be used as a Frisbee.

I wonder if this is one of the projects featured on the "Wreaths" Christmas Crafts DVD?

Some Poor Soul's Going to Get Stuck...

Some poor soul's going to get stuck with the fruits of these. They're dollar store Christmas Crafts instructional DVDs. Now isn't that a scary thought???

Click on the image above to see just how scary this could get. Pay special attention to the Stockings DVD. You know you want one!!!