Jesus was a Blonde???

Either that, or the Holy Family's got one heck of a case of hepatitis!

And, if you look real close (by clicking to enlarge the image) you can see that Baby Jesus appears to be wearing a bit of Revlon Red.

Another one from the "Baby Jesus in a Snowglobe" collection.

Now This is Different...

I'm not sure if this is a moose, or a really bad attempt at a reindeer.

At any rate, beware of "moose deer" bearing gifts. Especially when it's wearing a Santa hat, scarf, lined boots and a pair of truly awful, fugly plaid pants!

I told you this was different! When was the last time you saw a moose wearing holiday plaid pants??? Exactly.

Rock Around The Clock

I understand some people get totally into the holidays, but a Christmas Carol Clock???

By "12 Traditional Carols", I'm guessing that "Dominic The Donkey" and "Christmas Shoes" ain't on the list, thankfully. Fortunately, it has a darkness sensor so you're not waking up to "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" at 3am.

Something tells me that by or before December 10th, this clock gets ripped off the wall in most homes.

Have Yourself a Tiny Little Christmas

Can anyone guess why these are only a dollar??? I mean, beside the fact that they're only about a half inch tall each, and look like something that came out of the Christmas Crafts DVD series.

Could it be the Star of David That Ate Bethlehem in the miniature manger? Or The Three Wise Snowmen???

Not on MY Door!

A "36-inch Jointed Figure" of a turkey in a dress. The turkey isn't the only thing that's jointed. I'd like to know what kind of joints they were smoking when they came up with this idea.

There's actually an entire line of "36-inch Jointed Figures" with several for each holiday. There were tons of them left over after Halloween. You know something's bad when the dollar store can't even get rid of it! So, then, why did they turn around and stock up on the Christmas ones?

This is Just Nuts

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LOOK!!! It's Albert Einstein!!!

Wait, it gets worse.

Would anyone care to guess what a Nutcraker is? Doesn't sound like something I'd want done to my nuts! Sounds like a James Bond holiday movie - "See 007 battle evil walnuts in Nutcraker!"