Who knew Santa had a dark side which included drag queen tendencies and an abnormal attraction to animals? Are the elves safe from Santa's deviant desires, or are they also pawns in Santa's polar porn empire? Enquiring mind wants to know.
Originally started as a fun way to count down the number of shopping days left until Christmas with a series of bizarre, tasteless and/or tacky holiday items. Now expanded to include horrific holiday decor year-round.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Naughty Santa
Who knew Santa had a dark side which included drag queen tendencies and an abnormal attraction to animals? Are the elves safe from Santa's deviant desires, or are they also pawns in Santa's polar porn empire? Enquiring mind wants to know.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Beware of Reindeers Bearing Gifts
Aside from the sprig of holly here and there, the red bow ties on the boy "rein-cow things", and what appear to be gifts, I'm not even sure what they have to do with the holidays. I'm not sure what scares me more - that someone out there thought these were a good idea to make and sell, or that there's someone out there who will actually buy these fugly things for their home!
There's a reason stuff like this ends up in stores like Home Goods - no one wants it!
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Baby Jesus in a Snowglobe
Why does this make me think of "The Boy in the Plastic Bubble"?
Maybe it's the expression on Baby Jesus' face:
Monday, November 27, 2006
U-G-L-Y You Ain't Got No Alibi!
It's Santa's cheerleading squad!
Love the hair bows! Can they still do splits without any legs? Frankly, I don't think the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have anything to worry about.
Like the previous entries, this is one of the many holiday decor items available at Home Goods that they don't show on their TV commercials. I wonder why?
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Holy Holiday Nutshells, Batman!
It's the Pope!
According to the inscription on the base, this is a Pope Benedict nutcracker*. I don't know about you, but I'd feel a bit uneasy using the Pope to crack my nuts. But, I suppose it could come in handy for those who need to vent their frustrations with the Catholic Church.
*(Popemobile sold separately.)
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Desperate Housewives: The North Pole Edition
Now That Thanksgiving's Over
It's time for CHRISTMAS!!! What better way to count down the number of shopping days left until Christmas than with a series of bizarre, tasteless and/or tacky holiday items?
At 29 shopping days left until Christmas, we have "Jesus, Mary and Joseph Do Las Vegas"
Click the picture to view full-size
Also known as "The Holy Family Meets Liberace". LOVE the sequins!
At 29 shopping days left until Christmas, we have "Jesus, Mary and Joseph Do Las Vegas"
Also known as "The Holy Family Meets Liberace". LOVE the sequins!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)