Naughty Santa

Click the picture to view full-sizeI wonder if Mrs. Claus knows that Santa's been spending his nights prancing around in sequins with fallen reindeer from the wrong side of the sleigh? Does she know that Santa's sleigh does double-duty as a pimp mobile in the off-season? Is it my twisted imagination, or is the reindeer floozy on the right checking out Santa's sequin-wrapped holiday package?

Who knew Santa had a dark side which included drag queen tendencies and an abnormal attraction to animals? Are the elves safe from Santa's deviant desires, or are they also pawns in Santa's polar porn empire? Enquiring mind wants to know.