Originally started as a fun way to count down the number of shopping days left until Christmas with a series of bizarre, tasteless and/or tacky holiday items. Now expanded to include horrific holiday decor year-round.
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Now I Really HAVE Seen Everything!
Answer Me Jesus - For those times when a plain, old Magic 8-Ball just won't cut it.
Personally, I'd love to hear what Jesus has to say about the person who decided he'd look great in hot pink.
Holy Praying Bunnies, Batman!
It's Prayer Rabbit, safe from the dangers of the Briar Patch!!!
A lingerie-wearing Easter bunny, with an added bonus - she PRAYS!!!
Of course, I couldn't resist the summons to "Try Me!", which was boldly emblazoned in red on her left hand, like some kind of backwards stigmata. I wasn't quite prepared for what happened next. Oh, I expected her to pray, like it said on the box. But, what I wasn't expecting was for her cheeks to light up with two bright red lights, like some bizarre Easter version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. "Rosie the Red-Cheeked Rabbit", maybe?
As for praying, no, she doesn't say anything like "Please God, get me out of this stupid outfit before I barf", which is what I would be saying if I were in her shoes. Oh wait, she's not wearing any. No, instead she launches into a long version of "Now I lay me down to sleep..."
No offense to the makers of this little gem, but wouldn't it make a bit more sense to dress her up in something a bit more, ummm... modest? Something which doesn't leave her entire nether regions exposed for all to see, like a born-again Victoria's Secret model?
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Someone Please Explain This to Me...
Santa HatSale! Only 99¢
Why on earth would anyone want to buy a Santa Hat for their cell phone??? I've seen some pretty bizarre holiday items in my travels, but this one's a first for me!
Why on earth would anyone want to buy a Santa Hat for their cell phone??? I've seen some pretty bizarre holiday items in my travels, but this one's a first for me!
Sunday, February 04, 2007
It's the Easter Bunny, Charlie Brown!
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